California love. (at San Diego, California)
I AM SUPER HAPPY BECAUSE OF GAME OF THRONES RELATED THINGS!!!!!!!
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
They’re going on a ride through time and space!
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Rasberry Chocolate Brownies (recipe adapted from HummingbirdHigh’s fat day brownies. With the addition of freeze dried raspberries.)
GIANT BABY WOOF WOOFS
Haha! He said to hurry, but even if I did decide to go, I’d still have to shave! It’s a definite nope.
Also, I gave him my number and afterwards he very drunkenly told his bros about his girlfriend he’s had for seven months! Haha! There’s no way he’s getting any!
I’m laughing white boys are the funniest! I told him I don’t think there’s enough time and he said we could shower together! Like, no. No. It’s just not going to happen.
What do you do when a cute boy wants to have no strings attached sex right now and you’re still a virgin and haven’t shaved?
Also, I have to be at work in an hour.
Weeeee! (at Hafer Park)
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.